Why do people have those “baby on board” or “baby in car” decals and signs on their cars? We should be exercising the same kind of caution for all cars and not just because of that special sign that tells me that there might be a baby in a car.
The other day I saw a poster advising people to pull over for firetrucks and ambulances when they have their sirens on. What’s going on here?
I also question restaurants when certain items say things like “fresh ___ “. Or when they list the nutrients of said menu item. No one’s going to eat a serving of ginger, c’mon.
Why is Urth Caffe spelled Urth Caffe? Why do their chairs just have a steel grid for the seat?
I went into an shoe store today and this sales lady was pretty wonderful and helpful. As my eyes were wandering around the store, I saw a male sales worker put his arm around this lady. They looked pretty friendly, but I noticed she was mouthing “stop it” to him and he was laughing and wouldn’t stop gripping her shoulder. I don’t know what was going on and I don’t know what I should’ve done. In a few minutes all the workers there were just laughing and gossiping. Hmm..
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.